Why is February spelled like that?

I’m going to lean on my three years of high school Latin to answer this question. I really wanted to make sure I was profiled as a giant nerd during my formative teen years, so I took a class where we got extra credit for wearing a homemade toga to school for an entire day. Let’s just say I got my extra credit. Picture this: you’re a Roman citizen in the 8th century B.C. For hundreds of years…