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Mine. Ours.

I’ve inherited another Dear editor, fortune through fax

It’s happened again, ya’ll.

Another one of my wealthy relatives, who I’ve never heard of before, has died.

They have, again, left me with a large inheritance, this time more than $16 million.

Last time I promised everyone in town chips and salsa. I don’t know how I’m going to top that.

Cindy notified me of a fax one morning from MCKERCHER LLP of Saskatoon, Canada.

Mr. Patrick H. Loran, an attorney, was so kind as to inform me that Mr. Alan Dykowski died eight years ago, and that all attempts to contact his relatives have been unsuccessful.



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